Okay. So there won't be any cake.

It's a bit indulgent to provide the cake at one's own welcome back party, right? As much as I'll want cake that day. And as much as I like to indulge... But no. No cake. But I do want gifts! Here's what you can bring!

1. cake

2. hangers

2.5. a plant. (non-smokeable)

3. more gin

4. more lime juice

5. gin and lime juice for yourselves.

6. space. (I prefer to drink alone.)