In all the movies I've seen and stories I've been told about ghost encounters, never have I heard of any naked ghosts. Surely clothing doesn't have a spirit. And if it did, the organic material it was formerly composed of wouldn't resemble anything any respectable ghost would wear. So if you ever come across any ghastly ghoulies kitted out in anything other than a birthday suit I suggest you check the hedges for projectors because you're most likely being made a monkey of. Do not acknowledge anything less than a ghost wearing an Earthly sheet.Enter, "Mittens, the Chilly Ghost". (He smiles because his modesty is intact.)
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