Conversations on Betrayal

Me: "Is there anything I could do that would make you not talk to me again?"
Sister: "If you slept with my husband."
Me: "You would stop talking to me if I slept with your husband?!"
Sister: "Yeah!"
Me: "But I'm family!"
Sister: "Maybe after like 6 months."
Me: "I'd let you sleep with my husband. It's not that serious."
Sister: "Is there anything that would make you not talk to me?"
Me: "Like if you killed my daughter."
Sister: "I can see that."
Me: "I wanted to kill my daughter."

(maybe you had to be there..)