Bathroom Stalling

I'm not one for potty-talk but you never hear as much unwanted p*ssing sounds as when you work in a large office. It's gross but pretty funny. Especially if it's the hurried micturition of someone you see everyday. What's even funnier is when you're finishing up (*ahem) on the toilet and you hear someone walk into the next stall. You hear all the "prep noises" and then silence. You go to wash your hands and see the shy tootsies of an anonymous co-worker reflected in the mirror. They're obviously trying to take (*whispers) a poo but they feel too self conscious to "make bears" in front of others. It's a great time for a nice linger before checking all your personal emails before heading back to work.