I wonder if this was on purpose...

I doubt it's a coincidence the only neighborhood "Al Green's" is on Crenshaw.

Today, in [fake] news!

Headline: Aud Lang Signs: Mercy from above as three horseman abort plan to end world in 2012.*

(*The belief is that the world will end after December 21st this year.  More accurate news in 2012!)

My new invention*

Pancake-spoon!  You're welcome.

(*life-changing ideas in 2012!)

I only totally geek out once a year

Around Christmas.  Maybe it's best for my reputation if you don't know what I'm referring to/to what I'm referring*...

(*correct grammar in 2012!)