Today, in [fake] news!

HEADLINE: Jewish men sent to Naughty Wall for treatment of Palestinians.

What are birds even DOING?!

That's weird, right?

Womanly Curves

I'm sick of magazines thinking just because I'm a woman, I have curves. Curves that only the right kind of clothing makes the difference from me being plus sized or a slut. Sure I'm a woman, but I only have slight curves. Like a penis.