An Offering For Optos

The blue-eyed robot. Your obedience pleases him.

No Apologies

I know I always have excuses on why I haven't been able to update this blog, but enough is enough.  I realized that sometimes I have time to post blogs and most other times I don't.  I will try my best to post when I can, but when I can't, without apology, I hope you can forgive me. <3

Pie Binge

This weekend I spent nearly $40 dollars on pie!  I went to a restaurant that was 80% pie and just went nuts!  But not nut pie. Pumpkin, lemon meringue and cherry.  I LOVE cherry pie!  At least I thought I did.  I ate one of the many slices I deserve and realized that cherry pie is nothing but maraschino cherries and slime.

Today, in [Fake] News!

Headline: "Progressive Jewish Sect Accept All Who Believe: Gentile Fence Overjoyed"