So this is how they expect you to lose weight, huh?

Shattered sandwiches. An effective appetite suppressant. Fine, I'll have some kind of vegetable maybe...

Do you ever have one of those days...

...when all the clouds look like sharks?

*sigh

I hate seeing children on magazines

But I know what I do like...

Today, in [fake] news!

Headline: "'Over when I say so' - Phil predicts business with neighborhood sandbox unfinished."

Awful Surprise

My boyfriend surprised me with flowers last week. I rarely get flowers and I never get tulips (my favo[u]rite) so I wasn't sure what one would look like when it dried.  I thought I'd save a blossom, for my reasons, but it just looks terrible. Maybe if I hadn't hung it to dry it wouldn't look like it was murdered.